Schlumpia®- Our Secret Menu

Did you know you can order a peanut butter & bacon ShackBurger at ShakeShack or an Apple Pie Frappuccino at Starbucks?  Just like Starbucks, Shake Shack and many other popular food businesses, Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® has its own “Secret Menu”.  You’ll have to call Uncle Larry to find out what’s on the secret menu since if we listed the items here, it would no longer be a secret.  Ok, here are a few:  Peking Duck, Specials & Beans, and Banana-Walnut with Ghirardelli chocolate chip Schlumpia®.
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Have your own idea for a Schlumpia® variety?  Perhaps a chopped liver and pastrami combo Schlumpia® or wild raspberry cheese blintz Schlumpia®?  For a limited time, you can now commission Uncle Larry to transform your idea into a custom made Schlumpia®.
Next steps, financial and legal info:
Just send us an email describing your dream Schlumpia® and we’ll let you know if it’s possible and provide you with a formal estimate.  What will it cost?  If you have to ask, you probably shouldn’t be commissioning custom Schlumpia® as the cost is often exorbitant.  One of our retained attorneys will provide you with a binding agreement and upon payment of the initial deposit, work will commence.  Note: all rights of your custom Schlumpia® idea will be the property of Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® as well as any custom intellectual property.
Don’t be scared about what our lawyers made us say.  We don’t have to listen to them all the time.  If you have an idea, just let us know by email .
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