Lumpia Schlumpia®

Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® now has a new variety:  Lumpia Schumpia®!  I wanted to include a traditional style Filipino lumpia on the menu since this is what initially sparked the creation of Schlumpia® in the first place.   I was told that if a non-Filipino is going to make Filipino lumpia, they need to be the best.  I’m not brash enough to say these are the best, but I do think they’re pretty darn good and I can’t wait to have you taste them.
You may be asking yourself, “Are these Lumpia Schlumpia® Jewish-inspired like the rest of Uncle Larry’s offerings?”  Well, we are using beef instead of pork, you’ll want to dip twice just like during Passover and the chef, Uncle Larry was Bar-Mitzvahed so yeah, they’re Jewish-inspired Lumpia Schlumpia.
Like all Schlumpia®, we start with the finest ingredients.  Regular ground beef isn’t going to cut it here.  We use a  mix of ground chuck, brisket and short ribs from well respected IMG_4429butcher & meat purveyor, Pat LaFrieda (who supplies quality meat to  many of NYC’s top restaurants).  We then add organic multi-colored carrots, cabbage, bean sprouts, green beans, onions, scallions, and garlic.
When I had my first lumpia years ago, it was the dipping sauce that really brought them to life.  Many people use a sweet & sour dipping sauce for traditional lumpia,  but I’m using a soy/vinegar-based sauceIMG_4432 with crushed garlic and copious amounts of course freshly ground organic black pepper. You can either dip these in the sauce, or cut them in half and pour some sauce right on them.  Watch out; they’re addicting.

Salmon Latke Schlumpia


Whenever we visited our grandparents in Brooklyn, my grandmother would serve us salmon latkes (salmon croquettes), creamed corn and chocolate pudding.  We liked them so much that she made it for us every time we visited.  I set out to recreate this delicious meal in Schlumpia form.


I didn’t want to stray too far from her recipe, but wanted to gussie it up a bit to make it as healthy and nutritious as possible.  This was quite apropos as Grandma’s name was Gussie.  I used canned Alaskan wild red salmon. It’s high in omega 3’s especially when I use all the skin, bones and liquid.  It is way healthier than KFC, but you’ll still be able to say, “I ate the bones”.  I used a few cage-free organic egg whites and organic 9 grain bread to bind, added some chopped onions and parsley and pan-seared them in extra virgin olive oil.

They can be served up 2 different ways:

  1. Rolled in a lumpia wrapper and flash fried and served hot
  2. Stuffed into an open ended Schlumpia (think cannoli) and served cold


Both are great with some arugula, and a lemon Dijon aoilli.  The flavor of this dipping sauce compliments the salmon latkes and the lemon juice literally cuts the mustard.

These Schlumpia are perfect for vegetarians, make a nice Lenten snack, or a nice taste treat for book club especially if you’re reading something from Salman Rushdie.


You can help make May 24th be National Schlumpia Day!!!

A grassroots effort has begun to officially mark May 24th as National Schlumpia Day. We’re not just talking about 5/24/2017, but May 24th in perpetuity!!!

The day is prominently listed in  Wikipedia under their “list of food days” and will share the day with “National Escargot Day” (we’re not shellfish selfish).  In order for it to become official,  we’ll need at least 500 members in the Make 5/24 National Schlumpia Day Facebook Group that was set up for this important initiative.  Once that’s acheived, our country’s lawmakers will be contacted to help formally make this hapen.   If you haven’t joined the group please do, so our shared wish can become a reality.  At the time this article was written, there were 160 members, so we really need your help!!!


Special thanks to David Hellman, Integrative health coash, nutrition troubleshooter, high tech entrepreneur and childhoold friend of Uncle Larry for spearheading this important iniative and movement forward.


The LEO Schlumpia®

IMG_3444The L.E.O. Schlumpia® is not about Uncle Leo, although he probably would have loved one. This L.E.O stands for Lox, Eggs & Onions.

We’ve recreated this breakfast classic often found on the menu at delis and diners.  First you whip up some eggs, smoked Nova Scotia salmon, and sauteed onions for this Schlumpia® variety.  It pairs well with a veggie cream cheese/Greek yogurt dipping sauce.  Instead of bagels and lox, order a platter of these crispy tasty Schlumpia® for your next Sunday brunch. Aren’t having a party?  Get a package of 6 heat & eat L.E.O Schlumpia®. They’re perfect with fresh brewed coffee or Mimosas.


Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® for a sweet & savory New Year

IMG_3290Welcome the upcoming Jewish holidays with some Schlumpia® at your holiday table.  Potato Onion or Kasha Varnishkes are a crispy and tasty side dish to compliment your holiday brisket or roast chicken.  Apple strudel Schlumpia® helps wish a sweet year to your family and go great with a drizzle of honey.  Lox, Eggs and Onions is a delicious way to break the fast.  We even have grilled Hebrew National cocktail frank Schlumpia® for that perfect holiday forshpeis or for you non-Yiddish speakers, hors d’oeuvres or for  you non-French speakers,  appetizers.  Visiting friends or family on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur? Schlumpia® make a thoughtful gift for your host.

Order now to get some Schlumpia® in time for the holidays or just wait, as we have Schlumpia® for you all year long.  Check out our Jewish Holiday menu.  All trays of Schlumpia® come frozen and can be heated up a toaster oven or conventional oven.

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Introducing Heat & Eat Schlumpia®

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Now you don’t have to have a party in order to enjoy some tasty, crispy Schlumpia®.  Select varieties of Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® are now available in smaller portions.  Order a tray of 6 entrée-sized Schlumpia® or a tray of 12 appetizer-sized varieties.  Varieties inclue potato onion, apple strudel, cocktail franks and many more.  Just pop the aluminum tray into a conventional or toaster oven and in minutes you’ll be enjoying some crispy and tasty Schlumpia® in the comfort of your own home.

Perfect for introverts: Now you can munch some apple strudel or potato onion Schlumpia® while you’re binge watching your favorite Netflix show without having to make awkward small talk at a party.  They’re perfect as hors d’oeuvres, side dishes or as a meal.

Take a look at our Heat & Eat menu.  Also check out our Jewish Holiday menu for a new family tradition this Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.


Schlumpia®- Our Secret Menu

Did you know you can order a peanut butter & bacon ShackBurger at ShakeShack or an Apple Pie Frappuccino at Starbucks?  Just like Starbucks, Shake Shack and many other popular food businesses, Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® has its own “Secret Menu”.  You’ll have to call Uncle Larry to find out what’s on the secret menu since if we listed the items here, it would no longer be a secret.  Ok, here are a few:  Peking Duck, Specials & Beans, and Banana-Walnut with Ghirardelli chocolate chip Schlumpia®.
Have your own idea for a Schlumpia® variety?  Perhaps a chopped liver and pastrami combo Schlumpia® or wild raspberry cheese blintz Schlumpia®?  For a limited time, you can now commission Uncle Larry to transform your idea into a custom made Schlumpia®.
Next steps, financial and legal info:
Just send us an email describing your dream Schlumpia® and we’ll let you know if it’s possible and provide you with a formal estimate.  What will it cost?  If you have to ask, you probably shouldn’t be commissioning custom Schlumpia® as the cost is often exorbitant.  One of our retained attorneys will provide you with a binding agreement and upon payment of the initial deposit, work will commence.  Note: all rights of your custom Schlumpia® idea will be the property of Uncle Larry’s Schlumpia® as well as any custom intellectual property.
Don’t be scared about what our lawyers made us say.  We don’t have to listen to them all the time.  If you have an idea, just let us know by email .